I went to W*lmart yesterday & while I was in the dog food aisle picking out treats I heard a strange "snorting" noise. I looked up & there was a 2-3 year old girl with her Mom & she had this pig in her hand. I knew immediately I had to have it for Molly.....she just loves all squeaky toys! As I stood there wondering how I could accomplish my mission without a scene several thoughts went through my mind. Like "Enough browsing lady let's just move along!" or "I am not above wrassling your kid for that toy!" I decided to try a wait & see strategy & continued shopping. I couldn't believe I had to go back 4 times before she finally left that aisle! Thank goodness the toy was still there so I was able to snag it.
"Hello there. Who might you be?""How about if I bite your head!"
It is truly the most obnoxious noise you ever want to hear but Molly just love, loves, loves it & will not stop biting on it so it snorts!
Popster put down his Kindle with a big sigh last night....he couldn't concentrate on reading with the noise she was making!
I had it plopped in my lap at 6:00am this morning....I guess it was worth it!
does it say, bacon?
ReplyDeleteI would have paid to see you wrestle the kid.