"Well excuse me!!"

I had an appointment to get my hair done this morning & the place I go to is on the main street in the next town.  There is a community parking lot just up from the shop.  When I was done & went back to my car I was blocked by a Mercedes SUR that looked like someone just drove in & jumped out.  I stood there for a few minutes thinking they would be right back.  Needless to say I was getting a little very annoyed as I was going to be late for work.  Finally I walked into the dealership next to the lot & asked if they knew who owned the vehicle & they said they would find him.  I go back to the lot & along comes Mr "Pompous A---hole"!

Me: (very politely)  "Does this vehicle belong to you?"

Mr PA:  "Yeah.  Is that your red car?"

Me: (still politely)  "Well you are blocking me in"

Mr PA:  "That's how I try to meet people."

Me:  "Is that right"

Mr PA:   "Yes.....especially those who park in my spot!"

Me: (not so politely)  "Well excuse me but I didn't see your name on it!"

Me: (sickly sweet)  "You have a nice day!"