Yesterday i decided to finish up the painting in the kitchen. The ceiling & wall coming into the kitchen from the stairs needed to be patched which meant I would have to redo the stripes. I had put the base coat on & now needed to put the frog tape on to do the stripes. Of course I didn't have enough tape so I needed to go to W*lmarts. I was in my workout clothes & hadn't showered but figured I would fit right in with the Saturday crowd. I put on a coat & scarf, pulled on a hat & off we went.
Popster dropped me at the door & went to get his truck washed. I ran around, picking up some groceries as well & headed for the "speed" (not)checkout. I was behind this strange looking character who had on glasses with the thickest lenses I have ever seen. He was so hyper & could not stand still. The line wasn't going anywhere & before long he started yelling at the top of his lungs "WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE REGISTRIES (yes that's how he said it) IF YOU ONLY HAVE TWO OPEN?" He then picked up a magazine & held it about an inch from his eyes swaying back & forth. Then it was back to yelling or mumbling.
The funny part of the whole thing was the only thing in his cart was a giant container of decaffeinated coffee! Can you imagine what he'd be like with a shot of caffeine???
Popster dropped me at the door & went to get his truck washed. I ran around, picking up some groceries as well & headed for the "speed" (not)checkout. I was behind this strange looking character who had on glasses with the thickest lenses I have ever seen. He was so hyper & could not stand still. The line wasn't going anywhere & before long he started yelling at the top of his lungs "WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE REGISTRIES (yes that's how he said it) IF YOU ONLY HAVE TWO OPEN?" He then picked up a magazine & held it about an inch from his eyes swaying back & forth. Then it was back to yelling or mumbling.
The funny part of the whole thing was the only thing in his cart was a giant container of decaffeinated coffee! Can you imagine what he'd be like with a shot of caffeine???
Apart from the glasses he sounds like me.
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