I had a furniture technician come to my house to look at my couch because I didn't like the way the seat cushions looked( another whole story that we won't go into now). Anyway after a series of playing phone tag he showed up. I should have figured there was something "strange" as he sat on the floor while he was looking at it!!!!!
After a fairly lengthy discusion he eventually stood up but with his legs practically crossed & all I could think of was a little boy who needed to go pee but didn't want to take the time to do it!!!
I couldn't look him in the face or I would be laughing so hard I'd have the same problem!
I wish I could have got a video of him trying to run down my driveway with his legs crossed!