Yesterday i decided to finish up the painting in the kitchen. The ceiling & wall coming into the kitchen from the stairs needed to be patched which meant I would have to redo the stripes. I had put the base coat on & now needed to put the frog tape on to do the stripes. Of course I didn't have enough tape so I needed to go to W*lmarts. I was in my workout clothes & hadn't showered but figured I would fit right in with the Saturday crowd. I put on a coat & scarf, pulled on a hat & off we went. Popster dropped me at the door & went to get his truck washed. I ran around, picking up some groceries as well & headed for the "speed" (not)checkout. I was behind this strange looking character who had on glasses with the thickest lenses I have ever seen. He was so hyper & could not stand still. The line wasn't going anywhere & before long he started yelling at the top of his lungs "WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE REGISTRIES (y...