"I'm losing it!!!" or "Where's the d--m turkey's legs!!!"

I am a "farm girl" - raised on a farm since I was 3 years old. I helped my father every year get turkeys ready for the holidays..............if I know what a turkey looks like how come my thanksgiving turkey looked like the above picture?????

Where was his legs????

Where was his wings??

I guess I was very distracted while I was shopping................but you'd think the price - $16.68 for a turkey that didn't even weigh 7lbs - would have clued me in!!!

In my defense I haven't cooked thanksgiving dinner in many, many moons............maybe never!

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