Cousin Felicity???

 Freda:  "Floyd.  FLOYD.  Wake up you old goat!"

 "We have a visitor"

Floyd:  "What's up woman!  You know I need to see the insides of my eyelids in the afternoon."

 Freda:  " This is Felicity.  She's from cousin Fergie's side of the family.  I think that makes her our 2nd cousin twice removed.  Or something like that!"

 Felicity:  "Oh hello Floyd.  It took me ages to get here.  Somehow I managed to get stuck in New Orleans during Mardi Gras!"

 Freda:  "Well I never!  I find that hair-do quite interesting!   What do you think Floyd?"  I don't recall anyone in our family having "dreadlocks"!  Is that what they're called?"

 Floyd:  "Freda you need to stop being judgemental.  I find her quite refreshing!"
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