I had to return something to Staples today & didn't have my receipt. The nerd, snot-nosed teenager (it was Sat night) clerk asked for my driver's license. Next minute he says "You don't have a middle initial????" in a tone that said "You don't have any clothes on!" "That would be correct" "I don't think this will work without a middle initial" "I have managed to live my whole life without a middle initial....somehow I think it will" PS: One day I will do a whole post on why I don't have a middle initial!